if youz pleazes nots to tells him, wez wood preciate it so it duznt mixes up our plans
The bits of the emails that I saw while I was helping him were just like this. And the pictures he wanted to print out were clearly stock photos; all they were missing were watermarks. He asked for help again, this time to download the images to a flash drive, and I mentioned they might be scamming him. He just made some grumbling sounds in response.